INSTRUCTIONS

BROWSE THE GALLERY OF MY EXCESS BELOW. MOBILE WORKS, BUT DESKTOP IS BEST. USE FILTERS TO NARROW DOWN THE LIST BY CATEGORY, PRICE, AVAILABILITY, ETC. 
 

FILL OUT THIS FORM TO TELL ME WHICH ITEMS YOU WANT TO CLAIM. IF THE GALLERY SAYS IT'S AVAILABLE, THEN YOU'RE THE FIRST IN LINE.

👀 IF IT SAYS "RESERVED" YOU CAN STILL CLAIM IT IF THE FIRST PERSON DOESN'T FOLLOW THROUGH ON PURCHASING.

🥺 IF IT SAYS "SALE PENDING" THAT MEANS TWO PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY CLAIMED IT, BUT YOU COULD IN THEORY FIND THEM AND INTIMIDATE THEM INTO DROPPING OUT (NOT RECOMMENDED).

😢 IF IT SAYS "SOLD" THEN I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT YOUR DREAMS ARE DEAD.
 

​YOU'LL GET A REQUEST ON VENMO FOR THE TOTAL OF THE ITEMS THAT YOU CLAIMED FIRST. ONCE YOU'VE PAID WE CAN ARRANGE FOR PICKUP OR DROP-OFF (PORTLAND ONLY).
 

IF YOU'RE SECOND IN LINE, I'LL REACH OUT TO LET YOU KNOW IF IT BECOMES AVAILABLE.